2nd interview

I have a 2nd interview with the company I am exciting about tomorrow morning.

Let us pray!!

Thanksgiving

Amy hosted Thanksgiving again this year.

When I was on my way home I was thinking about it, even though I LOVE to cook, I don't think I could/would tackle Thanksgiving dinner.

You could tell how much work it took Amy and Jeff....Thanks guys it was delish!

Like I already said the food was great...the company was equally super and then we played a couple rounds of Cranium....Ladies rule :)

Me and Jake...notice his hand....poor fellow!!

My famous Jello...it had orange sherbert and mandarin oranges in it. Apparently Grandma used to make this....Amy and I don't remember having it, but Kathy and my Mama do.

It was super sweet....I didn't love it.

Here is the food...Amy made 2 kinds of almost everything..If NOT everything. 2 kinds of stuffing...potato's, both white and sweet...turkey, cranberries...everything!! YUMMY!!!

The table....cant really see it too well, but it was so pretty...

Desserts...there was sooo many. Chocolate cake, chocolate pie, gingerbread with a lemon sauce, bread pudding with 2 different sauces to pick from, pumpkin pie and Jello...Did I miss anything??

Hot Teacher, sis in law, boo boo

SOOO, my genius sister in law Melissa is now a certified teacher. Aint she a smart booger??
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew you could do it and I love and miss ya and all of that good stuff!

Still unemployeed

I still have no job and I really think that I may just kill myself soon.
Really, I may...NO...just kidding.

In other news I am looking forward to Thanksgiving. Is that really "news"?? No, I guess it isnt.

That's it...no job and I look forward to the holiday...BORING!!

2 sweet A** cats!

I have ONE COOL CAT.
Get it...my cat Pooder is on the refrigerator and it keeps food/drinks cool/cold.
HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

And get this gag...My cat Chloe is CAT IN THE BOX!! Its a play on words for either 1)cat in the hat or 2) jack in the box..YOU decide!
PS...I know I am a retard that should wear a helmet!

Whats this world comming to?

Britney and K Fed are getting divorced and Doogie Howser is a "content gay man".

AND lets not mention that that Resse and Ryan are over as well....sad, sad day!

Its kinda hard to wish for happy endings when the world is going to hell in a hand basket!

My court date

SOOO..here is the story!

Back in April I was rear ended on the way home from work on a nice spring-ish afternoon. It was on 97 and I was hit pretty hard so the cops were called. Once the cops were there they took mine and the BIOTCHS information...
I was told (unknown to me) that my drivers license was suspended. I had NO idea why, how, what, where...I had no idea.
I was given a ticket for driving with a suspended license and I was not even able to drive my car away from the accident.
SO, on the following Monday I called the MVA 1st thing. I was told by Moesha (no lie) that in 2002 I was mailed a notice to go to driver improvement classes because I had accumulated "X" amount of points on my license. I know, I know...your like YOU? NO way!!
Then when I didn't go I was mailed a notice that since I didn't attend the class I was going to have my license suspended....
Here is the kicker....I NEVER rcvd either letter and the MVA knew that (per Moesha) because they rcvd both letters back as undeliverable for some reason. It was ALL on my driving record.
Moesha was nice enough to lift the suspension as I was speaking with her on the phone but that did nothing to change my traffic court issue.
I still had to take the class and then go to court..and THAT was today.
I had a kick ass attorney...she is about my age and is a former ADA...She knew everyone from the judge to the prosecutor to the cop...it went pretty well.
She spoke to the prosecutor and they agreed that the charge would be stayed. It kinda sounds like PBJ (probation before judgement).
If within 1 yr I get no major traffic issues the charge will simply go away. After that yr I can request my record be expunged and that's about it.
A ton of money to an attorney and all ended up fine.

So, that's my story of the day!

MARYLAND...What...what!!

MY friend Pollyanna e mailed this to me...I think I MORE than qualify!!

You Know You're From Maryland When...

You know more than 10 people who own boats and they all park them at the same marina in Annapolis

You can pronounce and spell "Pocomoke," "Mattaponi," "Accokeek," and "Havre de Grace"


You prononce "Bowie" BOO-ie not BOW-ie or BAUW-ie


1 hour is an easy commute to work


You have more than three recipies for crabcakes


French fries just don't taste right without Old Bay


There are more than two crab places in your town


Even your high school cafeteria made good crabcakes


You got your first lacrosse stick before you were six years old


You call all turtles "terrapins"


You refer to your state as "Merlind"


Your mother shops at Hecht's


You still call Six Flags America "Adventure World", or even "Wild World"


You still remember the Wild World commercial (Wild World's the cure for the summertime blues!)


You can tell the difference between the smells of septic and marsh.


You not only know how to eat hard crabs but you also know how to catch them, cook them and tell the males from the females.


You don't think that Assawoman Bay is a strange name for a body of water.


You know perfectly well why Rehoboth is called "Little San Francisco"


M R Ducks makes perfect sense. So does C M Wangs.


You think Salisbury is a big city.


You and your boss take off of work when the fish are running or the ducks are flying in.. .


You think of "Dairy Queen" as a pageant title and not a place to get an ice cream.


"Formal wear" is a ball cap, a flannel shirt and Timberlands.


You still root for the Orioles even when they suck


You'll never understand why tourists come to DC.


When in Florida, you can only laugh when you see signs saying "Real Maryland Blue Crab Cakes!"


You color with "Crowns", take a "Share" with "Wooter" and think the president lives in "Warshenton."


You know the difference between Glen Burnie ghetto and Catonsville ghetto.


Your whole family lives within a 200 mile radius of your town.


Dale Earnhardt's accident was a close personal loss to your father


At least one man in your family is a waterman

You plan for "The Festival" a year in advance.

During the summer, you spend more time in Ocean City than at home.


Margret Heater, Hedspace, Jepetto, Outside Joke and Mary Prankster are people you think are "Famous"


Your radio dial is stuck on 99.1 even tho its spanish music now :(


You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Maryland.